I am in the process of updating this monstrosity of a site. Due to recent changes in my former host’s pricing, I’ve had to make an unexpected site move. The old site was so painfully out of date that I am not going to move it. Instead, I will make a new and improved site. (Preferably one that acknowledges my husband of nearly 9 years instead of referring to my impending nuptials.) Maybe I will even remember to update this one, but I’m not counting on it.